The good, old Hollywood blockbusters “taught” us many funny and often unrealistic things. However, we still continue to watch them with the same passion and enthusiasm trying to forget the expected, and hoping for the unexpected resolution of a situation. Unfortunately, that happens rarely, because we all know the famous Hollywood “and they lived happily ever after” ending. You have probably seen all these things in dozens of Hollywood movies and sometimes they make you laugh, but sometimes they can also make you frustrated, because they keep repeating in almost every movie you watch. Nevertheless, just continue watching these movies and don’t get angry; just laugh at these 30 common things you can learn from the Hollywood blockbusters when you encounter them.
1. If you have decided to start dancing in the middle of the street, everyone would just forget about what they were doing and join the dance.
2. Everyone can land a plane, as long as he/she gets help from the control tower.
3. If you try really hard, you can escape the explosion for sure.
4. If a man and a woman meet each other in the beginning of the movie and they can’t stand each other, they will definitely marry by the end of it.
5. The mother always makes eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, even though the children and the father never finish them.
6. The dogs always know who the evil character is.
7. The good and hardworking cops always die two days before they retire.
8. The hero never detonates a bomb unless is one second to explosion.
9. The hero will not show signs of weakness during a most painful fight, but he will cry when a woman cleans his wounds.
10. Even if you are shot by couple of bullets, you will continue as if nothing happened, as long as you have an important task.
11. Even if you drive on a perfectly straight road, you would have to drive in curves and take sharp turns, just to show the abilities of the car.
12. Every door can be opened with a credit card, unless it is a door in a burning building and there is a woman or a child locked inside.
13. It is very easy to pull off the safety pin of a grenade using your teeth.
14. The detective always solves the case after he is suspended.
15. The action heroes never face charges for murder, theft or even ruining a whole city.
16. You will always survive if you jump from a roof top and fall in a swimming pool.
17. If someone chases you on a street in a big, busy city, you can always hide in the parade for St. Patrick’s Day, no matter what time of the year it is. If you can’t find a St. Patrick’s Day parade, there would definitely be one for the Chinese New Year and you can hide in the dragon.
18. The boats and the bases always have only one emergency radio.
19. You can see the Eiffel Tower from every window in Paris.
20. The make up of the women is permanent-it never wears off, even if you swim, dive or cry.
21. There will always be an available parking lot in front of the building that you are visiting.
22. If there is a scene involving big glass of a window shop, soon there would be someone “flying” through the glass.
23. If there are two identical twins in a movie, one of them is always evil.
24. The school bell always interrupts the teachers in the middle of what they are trying to say.
25. No matter how big and sloppy it is, a monster can always come behind your back without you noticing it.
26. All writers are rich, all publishing houses are glamorous, and all the artists are independent and have fancy apartments no matter how successful they are.
27. If the CSI team is digging a field in search of important evidence material, they always know where exactly to dig.
28. If you are running away from zombies that can barely walk, they will always get you in the end.
29. If a man and a woman are exposed to the same weather conditions, the man always wears more clothes than the woman.
30. If the standard medical procedure for revival doesn’t work, you can always bring back someone to life by saying, “You can’t do this to me! I love you!”
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